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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 6:15 AM PDT
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AP via Yahoo! News, Tue, 12 Jul 2005 5:50 AM PDT
Cattle Wed in 2,000-Guest Thai Ceremony http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050712/ap_on_fe_st/cattle_marriage_4
Farmer Amphol Wangboon was hesitant to give up his beloved Thong Khaow for marriage until he found her the perfect match and a dowry he couldn't refuse: truckloads of fresh grass, hay, maize and $2,400.

Fox News, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 5:27 PM PDT
Out There: Lightning Strikes Sleeping Girl's Bed http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,162185,00.html
Mattress catches fire, father drags it downstairs, onto front lawn; strippers arrested for spanking birthday boy; Trotsky ice pick comes in from cold.

What's a Little Spanking Among Friends?

JACKSONVILLE, Ark. (AP) — Three strippers and two nightclub managers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a trucker at his 31st birthday bash and severely bruising his backside.

After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the strippers restrained his head with her legs, investigators with the Pulaski County (search) Sheriff's Office said.

Kelly Eslick, 21, a stripper at Sensations nightclub in Jacksonville admitted to police that she used a paddle drilled with holes for less air resistance while the two other dancers, Lisa Nolen, 23, and Charlene Smith, 23, used the belt.

The three women were charged with misdemeanor battery, and they and two other club employees — James Daugherty, 31, and Dena Mitchell, 30 — were charged with participating in an obscene performance at a live public show, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Daugherty had planned to have patrons sign a waiver releasing the club from liability, but investigators said the club has agreed to discontinue all spankings.

All five club employees were arraigned Friday, then released after receiving an Aug. 4 court date in Pulaski County District Court.

Anorak, Tue, 12 Jul 2005 1:46 AM PDT
Old Spices http://www.anorak.co.uk/news.cfm?id=168314
NINE years ago, all Posh, Geri, Baby, Scary and Sporty wanted was to party with their mates and zigazig ah. Now, they want to make a comeback record or two and thereby create interest in a greatest hits album and reclaim their rightful place as the world’s most hyped and least talented band.

Old Spices

12 Jul 2005

NINE years ago, all Posh, Geri, Baby, Scary and Sporty wanted was to party with their mates and zigazig ah.
No Spice Girl is an island
Now, they want to make a comeback record or two and thereby create interest in a greatest hits album and reclaim their rightful place as the world’s most hyped and least talented band.

But first, as the Sun explains, the girls need some new names. If you looked into a pram and saw Emma Bunton staring back at you, you’d run screaming to the nearest secure unit. So, she’s no longer Baby, she’s “Aren’t You A Bit Old For That Spice”.

And so it goes on. Posh is “Too Posh To Push Spice”, Scary, still scary, is “Skint Spice”, yo-yo weight watcher Geri Halliwell is “Binger Spice” and the screaming Sporty is “The One It Turned Out Could Sing (A Bit) Spice”.

And they’re all set to reunite for a couple of new singles released next year to mark a decade since their debut single Wannabe shot to No.1 in the charts.

But they will not appear together. The Suns says that after a series of “bust ups”, the fivesome are each recording bits of the songs in different parts of he world. As a source says: “The girls are in different countries and couldn’t agree on a place to meet. There’s tension.”

And since tension is no good for the vocals, we dread to think of what affect the rift will have on the girls’ performances.

But producers Stannard and Rowe will gather in the bits of songs, the the odd right note, the many thong-clad bum ones, and “stitch the vocals together” into a song Frankenstein would have been proud to call his own.

And will make us wonder what it was we ever saw in the act...

Paul Sorene

Dallas Morning News, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 6:42 PM PDT
M.D. trades O.R. for SWAT http://www.dallasnews.com/perl/common/rssredir.pl?page=http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/071205dnmetswatdoc.23791ca.html
In a skyscraper high above downtown Dallas, the city's SWAT team suits up and waits to hit its target – two suspects wanted on narcotics warrants. Dr. Alex Eastman puts on his gear for a SWAT training session.

North County Times, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 9:55 PM PDT
For sale: BTK's home goes up for auction North County Times - North San Diego and Southwest Riverside County News http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2005/07/12/backpage/71105202633.txt
PARK CITY, Kan. (AP) -- The suburban house where Dennis Rader quietly raised his family while terrorizing Wichita as the BTK serial killer is up for auction.

Bangkok Post, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 11:36 AM PDT
New bird-flu cases dash export hopes Monitoring extended in nine provinces http://www.bangkokpost.com/Business/12Jul2005_biz62.php
A new bird flu outbreak in Suphan Buri has dashed hopes by the poultry industry that it could resume exports of fresh chicken meat within the next several months, or anytime soon.

Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:16 PM PDT
Flip-flops all dressed up with places to go http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/living/12107345.htm
Jul. 9 - Joan Cassel of Colebrookdale Township is a longtime crocheter. So when her daughter gave Cassel a pattern for covering the straps on a regular pair of flip-flops with the fuzzy eyelash yarn popular in scarves, Cassel was happy to make a pair for her.

WINK TV Southwest Florida, Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:58 PM PDT
AP Top News at 3:50 p.m. EDT http://www.winktv.com/x466.xml?URL=http://localhost/APWIREFEED/d8b9crb80.xml
NAVARRE BEACH, Fla. (AP) _ With a sigh of relief, Gulf Coast residents began hurricane cleanup _ again.

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